Lesson of the Day. Or WIFE101 from the Graduate Program at the University of How the Hell was I Supposed to Know That?

If someone asks you to volunteer to do chores at their house, and you're usually not willing to do chores at your own house, don't tell your wife why you're going. Just say your boss invited everyone over for pizza and beer and leave it at that. That's not an obvious one, guys, so write that down. You don't want to learn that the hard way.