Quoth the Wife

The Wife has been spending a whole lot of time on the couch lately. Doctor's orders. Fantastic. Now there's nothing for her to do but worry about all the things that could possibly go wrong and evaluate every baby movement in the fear it might be a contraction.


Also a lot of conversations have been following this pattern:

"I talked to my mom on the phone tod-Ow!"

"Do you think you change the cat litt-Aah!"

"Can you make those chicken stri-Son of a BITCH!"


So, the magic has officially ended. "Wow. I can't wait to have this over with and be able to sit on the couch and just...aaaahhhh...and not have somebody kicking my ass from the inside."