But It's Good Enough For Government Work
It has been brought to my attention that they now make M&M Dark Chocolate candies. This is probably the best thing to happen to me in the last 7 months. Someone had a box at the COP and I ate half of the packages in there during my last two day trip.
Like all good things, M&M Dark candies cannot be obtained in Iraq.
This is where you come in. Christmas is coming. I'm easy to please.
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The computers available here for us to use are in rough shape. I switched from a desktop that ground to a halt when I opened a whopping four internet windows to a laptop that has a touchpad that jumps all over the place and clicks randomly, a collection of loose keys (with letters worn off), and a left touchpad button that will only work on certain links.
I imagine the frustration this causes is fractionally similar to that felt by those dealing with MS or other neuro-muscular disorders. I'm pushing the right buttons but can't make happen what this thing is supposed to do. This computer ought to be sent to a special kind of hell for evil tech-support jerks.
4 comments:
What? Dark chocolate M&Ms??? I have never heard of such a thing...
laurel
any other requests we can send to make you happy...
let us know
They exist, I swear it, and they are fantastic.
I couldn't help but notice the time you posted your last four blogs. You should be sleeping, and it's my job to scold. Bad, bad man. No dark chocolate M&Ms.
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