Plagiarism

This isn't my work, but it's a good look at things from our perspective. At least a few of these made me laugh out loud.


TOP 20 REASONS WHY THE WOLFPACK HOPES WE GET EXTENDED UNTIL NOVEMBER:

1. More combat time for new lieutenants.
2. $1000.00 a month!
3. Combat incentive pay.
4. Free license plates.
5. Disability checks.
6. Slayer Thanksgiving chow.
7. Kills, kills, and more kills.
8. What better way to spend Veterans Day, than with veterans?
9. Opportunity to make up for months you sandbagged.
10. Third extension and we all know, good things come in threes.
11. Possibly more ACU’s.
12. OER, NCOER bullets, and awards. Yeah baby!
13. Quality time together, cause damn it, I just love you guys.
14. Anthrax shots. Need I say more?
15. We all know we could use more VIP visits.
16. November in Jihad. WHAT MAKES THE GREEN GRASS GROW?! SHIT WATER!
17. New track pads.
18. At least 20 more theatrical releases brought to you by the man in the fifth row with the shaky hands and bad cough.
19. CP 543 rocks!
20. And the final reason: Absence makes the heart grow fonder.